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there was a time when i would’ve literally given anything to be your girlfriend, and now that i’ve moved on, i’ll never understand what i saw in you. And i’m not just saying that because i’m in a new relationship, i’m saying that because you really are a terrible person wit no regard to anyones feelings but your own. It makes me so sad, that I stayed in the mess that was us, and let you play with my emotions. I’ve never been like that. I’m such an affectionate person, i wanna be held and kissed, i want my face caressed. i like to be shown that you care. You never did any of those things. That should’ve been a sign. But no, i was too blind.

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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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lalotto:

I love it when I finally have a day off,

have this great plan to have amazing sex that I’ve been waiting a few days for,

and then mother-fucking-nature goes “HAHAHH, TOO BAD. BLEED EVERYWHERE.”

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Stay Positive - Inspiring Quotes: 10 Tips For Dating Your Opposite

psych-quotes:

Are you an introvert dating an extrovert? Or an extrovert with a shy and quiet boyfriend/girlfriend? Dating someone with an opposite personality can be smooth sailing with these 10 tips:

1. Understand them. Identify and understand what personality type they are…

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why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

sodamnrelatable:

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sodamnrelatable:

“so how is school going?”

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When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating

sodamnrelatable:

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